I've been running around today like a fly with a big blue bum!! I have been sooooo unbelievably busy that I didn't have time to update or to mail my lovely wife...how slack of me!
But speaking of big bums...I have THE biggest arse in the history of big arses!! I went to the Beckster's new pad for the weekend and I ate like a big fat biffer. (Not sure what a biffer but its huge and its but my new nickname!!)
Anyway, we had Chinese takeaway and wine Friday night, hit the shops like all good girlies should do on a Saturday avo (after eating bacon sarnies of course) and then it was off to BK for bacon double cheeseburgers, fries and onion rings (are you starting to see why I am a biffer yet?!). THEN..we went home watched 'Mummy Returns' and 'Bridget Jones's Diary' and had micro-chips. Oh, and I munched my way through mini creme eggs and mini-eggs. In my defence I will say that I was hormonal and I need the extra calories but jeez....Biffer-city!!
Sunday I journeyed home and felt like I was in 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' or something. I got a coach to Woking, a train to Waterloo, the 'Jubilation Line' (to steal a phrase from Mr.C and then the Central Line from Stratford and a bus from Gants Hill...quite an adventure!!
By the time I had driven to the gym and walked 7km in preparation for the Moonwalk I think I had covered most of the conventional modes of transport!! Still at least the walking will be good for me - I'm off home for a yoga stretch in a bit and then its off to the gym again tomorrow...can't remember whether we're walking or aerobicking tomorrow but its all good fun (that's what I keep telling my aching muscles and blistered foot!)
Never mind, I have fab new trainers that I bought today and a groovy tape with some of my fave choons of the moment to listen to while I am walking away the bifferness!
For now though, I am off...I have some IM'ing to do and then home to be a saddo and watch the programme about Posh Spice. (Hey, I need something to talk about tomorrow!!)