I've made a decision. Nothing monumental. I've decided.............................to become a biker chick!
I am fed up of fucking London Underground!!
Sorry if my language offends anyone but it has to be said. There I was yesterday morning waiting at Gants Hill to get on a tube to work and despite the fact that the whole population of Essex seemed to be at my station the trains were 3 mins and 5 mins away. So there was I mesmerised by the countdown.....3 mins......2 mins........2 mins.......1 min......2 mins......4 mins......erm, excuse me but the train is meant to be getting closer NOT GOING BACKWARDS!!! Then we get the announcement- signal problems at Oxford Circus are causing serious delays to all westbound destinations. Well great! So I trot out of the station, back on to a bus and get a mainline train into work. Arrived at 9am which would have been great except for the fact that my start time is 8.30!
Today I was filled with optimism when I got to the station, got straight on a train and got a seat and we got all the way to Stratford without a hitch. But then someone decided to leave a suspicious looking package at....wait for it....Oxford Circus.
So after sitting in a tunnel for a few minutes with the driver being rather amusing with his announcement stylistics we moved on to Mile End and the train can go no further than Bethnal Green. THAT DOESN'T HELP!!
No worries I think and cram myself onto the Hammersmith & City line, where we sit in a tunnel for 10 minutes with no explanation before being told that we are held up because of Met line problems at Aldgate. WHY!! We are not even on the same line and don't stop at Aldgate. All that on 4 hours sleep and far too much alcohol last night!
AAAARRRRGGHH!! Pants Bollox!
So I decided- no more crap public transport, I'm going to learn how to ride a motorbike so I never have to get on a tube again!!
Anyway other than that nothing much has occured, apart from my flatmate getting pissed and falling down the stairs at On Anon last night, me getting drunk and nearly knocking myself out on the unit in our living room last night, all of us getting drunk and me clothes-swapping with Jay (very disturbing that he looked better in my trousers than I do but his clothes were rather comfy!)and me snogging yet another ex-boyfriend that I haven't seen for 3 years!
Speaking of exes, Owl has been quiet but seems to think that I am bothered by him flirting with Loopy (I don't think so!) and MWT getting rude and wanting to shag me again!
Anyway back to work now- I have loads to sort out as I am on leave next week- yippee- and I need to go and attack Jimbo coz he thought it would be funny to pull my hair and it hurt!!