He texted last night 'In case you were wondering I'm better'
What the @�$%&??!!!!
Erm...hello?! Is there really any need for the sarcastic text messages when he didn't exactly put himself out to contact me? Now I may not be medically trained but as far as I am aware flu doesn't stop your fingers from working (to send text messages, get your minds out of the gutter!)
Anyway the conversation went something like this..
Me: Glad to hear it. I however have been ill since Tuesday
Muppet: What's wrong?
Me: I caught your flu (a slight exaggeration I know but he doesn't need to know that!)
Muppet: Why didn't you say anything?
Well then I was talking to Bee on the phone so didn't reply straight away so then about 20 milli-seconds later I get a message saying The day I understand the way a woman's mind works will be great. Hope you feel better soon
As I have said already...what the @�$%&??!!!!
Anyway, we ended up actually talking to each other and it turns out that because I hadn't texted him, he wasn't going to bother contacting me but then decided that there might be something wrong so he should check how I was. (In which case I would have thought 'Are you ok?', 'Are you alive?' or 'Are you having dilemma's about how you feel about another man?' would have been better opening lines!!)
I didn't actually say anything to him about T or the real actual truth about why I hadn't contacted him but, he is away this weekend anyway and then has to go and run another bar next week, and with the absence of T it means that I get to have a couple of weeks without either of them.