OK, as promised here are my shouts for the weekend:
Mrs Fish: I�ve decided that because I really can�t stand you I�m moving out and back to the �Nam. But I figure that in about 3 weeks time I�ll have had enough and I�ll come back to you begging for forgiveness. Is that OK?? And no, I didn�t get the chicken out of the freezer. Did you remember to feed the cat??!
Dood: I�m gutted I missed the singing�.nah�really, I am. Looking forward to the 1st installment of Nifty and Chipper!
ms-m: You are welcome to join the Cosmic one and I for vodka if you�re ever in this side of the world!
deany: Sorry to hear your news babe. I�ll be thinking of you.
Stu: They're FRIES goddamn it. Chips have potato in them, and are big fat ones that you eat out of paper backs, not long stringy things!
Speccy boy: Get off your arse and get back to work and stop looking for sympathy. You won�t find it round here�oh no!
My darling Tom: Damn machinery! Pah! I�m going to think of some good old Brit phrases for you to translate next week. Oh yes, you will be getting homework young man!
And finally..
HelloNewman: Oh yes, you came and visited me and left me a message. I am truly honoured. Oh, and till you mentioned it I hadn�t realised that Worzel Gummidge was scary. You�ve changed my whole opinion!!