Well peeps, its the Cos and I�s last night in sunny Benidorm and just as we are at the point of wanting to go home and sit in coldness and rain what do we discover...the UK is having a fucking heatwave. Godamnmotherfuckin� typical!!
How can this be. Apparently its meant to last 2 weeks. How can this be? I am fed up of waking up in a pool of sweat every morning becuse its so goddamn hot. This lil` fish was not made for extreme heat!!
Still I managed to do an all nighter - yes siree, I sat up on the beach waiting for the sun to rise and I crawled back to the hotel at a rather impressive 7.45 am. Yay!! I CAN keep up with the pre-pubescent teens..oh yes I can!!
So anyway, in true Friday tradition my messages for the weekend...
Cos - its been a marvellous week and I�ve thoroughly enjoyed laying in bed listening to your ramblings about being in a restaurant. Can we leave the bedroom doors open at home so that I can listen to you talk in your sleep all the time?!!!!!
Bear - have a good weekend my sweet. I will be back in the real world next week and normal services shall be resumed!
Dood - sounds like you had a marvellous night....keep up the good work!!
LeeBee - when are the B�day bevvies? Let me know!!
And to the new boy on the block, Inigo...welcome to D-land. Get yourself a guestbook so I can leave you abusive messages please! Oh, and I don�t appreciate the description of me on your profile and unless you want me to come round and duff you up I suggest you say something nice about me. Remember, I know where you live!!!
To all other D-landers that have read my ramblings and haven�t been bored to death hope you all have a wicked weekend.