So how sad are we? Cos and I are in sunny Spain and what are we doing?? Not sunbathing that�s for sure, we are sitting in what appears to be an amusement arcade with a load of PC�s checking our e-mails and checking out Diaryland. To be fair though I needed the relaxation today, we have been having some pretty heavy sessions since we arrived.
We got here at about 6am on Sunday morning and slept through breakfast (damnit!) but it�s not the only time and I�m sure as hell that it won�t be the last!! In just over 48 hours we have managed to navigate our way to the beach without the aid of maps or any real clue where we were going(just a short 3km walk each way) which we have done twice (we will be soooooo fit by the time we get back!), somehow managed to order ham & cheese toasties on our first day by the use of hand gestures alone, befriended the locals and got totally and utterly blitzed!!
Now when I say blitzed, I mean totally off my face to the point of sitting in a club and some 16 year old boy asking Cosmic if I was on drugs coz I looked 'out of it'!!!!
Last night we excelled ourselves though by crawling in at 5 this morning (admittedly we then slept till about 1pm but at least we survived!) Ali snogged a Dutch guy by the name of Frank and I went all out in the snogging stakes and snogged a Dutch guy (I have no clue what his name was but apparently he was going to give me the perfect kiss). Well no, it obviously wasn�t that great coz I then went on to snog a 19 year old Glaswegian by the name of David and then a Welsh guy called Rhys....oh yes I am an old floozy.
I blame Loopy. She set us challenges and we get different points depending on what we do and then whoever gets the most points gets a pressie. Easily led me!!
All in all though we are having a wicked time and Benidorm is actually a damn good laugh. I�m glad we�re staying outside the town though coz this place never seems to sleep. Next time we have a session, we staying the duration and getting back to the hotel in time for breakfast at 8. I can�t cope with the guilt of waking up our little man on the door again. We�ve just got him to like us so we can�t be blowing that! We�re staying in the mountains too. None of this high rise apartment block stuff, no siree...orange and lemon trees and almond blossom and THE most spectacular views. We are cultured really!
Well I am off to soak up some more rays. This godamn Spanish keyboard is doing my head in coz I keep writing unreadable stuff where the keys are all over the place!!