Now correct me if I�m wrong, but the last thing that you need when you are happily munching your way through a bowl of carefully points-calculated salad with pasta is an orange Dale Winton look-a-like sneaking up behind you saying �Alright Love�!!! I nearly choked on the lettuce I was eating at the time!
What the hell was I playing at by getting jiggy with it with that�that�..satsuma wannabe??! Jeez, I have never known anyone so arrogant and egotistical in my whole life. Eurgh! I am SOOOOOOOOO ashamed of myself!
Anyway, in other news:
- Star, Si and Lang have buggered off to France for lunch and to buy booze, and to bring me back a non cheese-smelling Frenchman hopefully. Not sure what the Moon-faced one has asked for..probably beer, for he too has had to suffer the evils of work!!
- I have spent the majority of today and all of yesterday doing someone else�s work coz she�s off sick and we have discovered that she has basically done f*ck all for the last 2 weeks. I suppose the up-side is that I have cleared loads of the backlog so hopefully my boss and my senior manager now think I�m great!
- I went to see We Will Rock You with work last night. It was absolutely fantastic and the guy that plays the lead role was brilliant. At the end the cast got a double standing ovation and I wanted to go back tonight and see it again.
- Except of course tonight I am off to see Chicago with R and the lovely Marti Pellow is in it so I will be extremely happy!
- Tomorrow of course is the long-awaited SharkPool flat-warming and Effel (and her friend Nic) are coming down. That will be cool as its been a while since we last saw her and unfortunately I was a total lightweight that night! I will however be on form tomorrow�no, really�I will!! *crosses fingers behind back*
- Ali, Bec and I are also going to risk watching the England match at the SharkPool with Dan and Si. One or all of us are bound to either end up deaf (from Si shouting at the ref) or a black eye (courtesy of Dan and his flailing arms, although he has promised to keep them under control!)
Anyway, I guess I should get back to some work.
Happy weekend to one and all, be sure to return on Monday for stories of drunken hilarity (its pretty much a guarantee that there will some form of hilarious/embarrassing story)