Fairy dressed in her finest smartest suit, looking the professional she likes to delude herself she is, is quite happily strolling along the road chatting to a client that she is taking out to view some properties. She's chatted to him for a couple of hours over the last week so is feeling pretty confident that he will like the places she is taking him to see. So they are walking to the car and are discussing where they are going, when........
SPLAT
...Fairy catches the heel of her shoe in her trousers (which admittedly are slightly too long for her) and crashes to the ground with an enormous thud and can only watch helplessly as 4 sets of keys, her mobile phone, some paperwork and her dignity go flying into the air and crash to the floor!!!!
I somehow skinned my elbow and now have a bruise forming and hit my right knee so hard when I landed that not only do I have the imprints of Stratford gravel and a rather fetching bruise on my knee that yesterday it was so swollen I could barely walk! I'm still having problems going up and down stairs today.