So one of the guys I work with apparently had a dream about me last night. In his dream I was naked and sprawled across his desk with everyone in my office looking at me. Not such a bad dream so far but it gets worse.
It seems that the only part of my naked form that he could see was my arse, so he decided to use my butt crack as a pencil holder and he couldn't understand why I was getting mad at him for doing that when everyone else was looking at me.