Ugh�Ugh and once again Ugh! I did terrible things to myself last night and I am paying for it severely today!!
So I got up yesterday morning to find my lovely wife making me a cup of tea and to find that she had decorated 24 Fairy cakes and added Dolly Mixtures, Smarties and Candy Cigarettes for good measure�yummy. I opened cards and pressies and went to the dullest course in the world. But to lift the boredom I got loads of messages and e-cards from you lovely people and then I prepared myself for the public house.
After that it all goes a bit blurry�there was a margarita and a lot of Smirnoff Ice and lots of screaming by me when people turned up (I got a bit over-excited me thinks!), and I vaguely remember eating a cookie. There was hand-holding, knee-stroking, and general flirting � I remember that much. And there were lovely pressies including, a ring, a top, a handbag, two bottles of champers (plus champagne flutes), books, vids, perfume, 2 boxes of chocolates, some glittery stuff and a triple choc cookie thing (god I�m gonna turn into such a heffer!)
I had a phone call- from the toyboy- which Ali answered coz she thought it was her phone and that all got a bit confusing for a while but we got it sorted and I vaguely remember him saying something about going out tonight and that he would call me today.
After that it gets all very blurry. I have no idea what time I left the pub and who was still there but I do remember the huge argument that me and R had in the cab and the cabbie laughing at us!! I woke up this morning in a hotel in Hyde Park with a huge gash in the foot of my lovely knee-high boots so I�ve had to bin them *sob*and I also had to buy a new top and clean socks and underwear for today coz I was meant to be going home not staying out all night! Luckily I�m organised and had spare boots, a toothbrush and toothpaste and deodorant in my drawer at work otherwise I would look a lot more shitty than I already do (the eyes have a slight red tint to them today!!)
I�ve had McDonalds brekkie and full fat fizzy drinks in an effort to revive myself but I still feel hideous! Never mind, I will go home and collapse tonight and vow never to drink again (well until the next time!). I�m putting the camera film in to be developed on the way home � 36 shots and I only remember what one of them was a picture of�oh dear. Could prove embarassing!!
I�m off to eat more lard-based products in a bid to make myself human! Oh ,and all in all as depressed as I was about the thought of turning 25 � so far it rocks!!
PS- Forgot to mention that I also got a pedometer from Ali which will come in extremely handy as we have been accepted for the 26 mile moonwalk. Hurrah!