"Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder" (Men At Work, 1980-something)
Well this is it folks. My last entry in DL for a while. Of course I will try and update while I am away but I could be rushed off my feet sitting in the sun, chilling out!!!
Everything on my �to do� and �to buy� list is done. All I have to now is tidy up a few loose ends at work, and then go home to tackle the �to pack� list and hopefully *crosses fingers but realises it impedes typing so uncrosses them* everything will fit in my case without too much stress! Mistress Fish is cooking dinner for me and the wife tonight. (What we are going to do when she moves out I don�t know. I guess its back to toast, cereal, and microwave meals!!)
Then its early night, early morning and ma & pa coming to pick me up at about 8.30 in the morning. (Parents are handy people to have around sometimes!!)
So all that�s left for me to say is ta-ra *waves and wipes tear from eye *
Wifey: I�ll miss you heaps but be sure to get harassing text messages from me at weird-ass times of the day! Don�t forget, don�t touch the big knob on the heater (fnar!), try not to bury Bec�s under too many pizza boxes, and the number you need in an emergency is 999. Don�t forget it!! Oh, and I love you Mrs Fish xx
Si: Behave yourself honey, don�t forget my helpful �hints and tips� and I will miss our daily phone conversations!!
Ef: I�ll see if I can master the art of boomeranging! In fact, I�m going to bring you one back!! Be good and keep whistling those tunes!!
M: Hope you feel better honey and those pesky pets give you a quiet life!
Sez: Hope you haven�t turned into too much of a pile of goo. It would be a terrible waste. I want to hear plenty more stories from you and Erica when I get back. Please try not to injure yourselves too much as Archie is also taking his holiday!!
Tom: Have a good few weeks (especially the on the 1 st!), enjoy your peace and quiet without my rambling mails. I�m gonna switch off the Sasha-cam till I get back! Love ya xox
And to everyone else that I haven�t linked (I have a low boredom threshold I�m sorry!) take care of yourselves...aaaannd each other (as Jerry would say!)
See you in 3 weeks time. You kids play nicely now!!
Fair�
xx
P.S. CreamyC � if you�re reading, I expect you to have joined in the fun and have a diary by the time I get back!!