Today was going to be entry-less for me, but something Cammy just said to me on e-mail inspired me.
You see she thinks that she is doomed to wander the planet bumping into things and saying "I love David Essex" and it reminded me of other inane, pointless and downright stoopid conversations that we have.
Obviously you�ve heard some of �em�like�how do you get rid of Minestrone soup? Too lumpy for the sink and too runny for the bin��and other such gems, but one particular evening our conversation turned to jobs that we wouldn�t like to do:
Working in a window shop
They�re always displayed so that you are looking at the �outside� of a house. Surely you�d feel like you were outside all the time?!
Beauty-type person
Can you imagine waxing someone else�s hairy bits?! Legs maybe but bikini lines�eurgh! And pedicures�double eurgh!!! I have an aversion to feet so there�s no way you�d get me doing that!
Which leads quite nicely on to things I wouldn't want to do...
Chiropodist
Dealing with other peoples bunions and corns and ingrown toe-nails. Pass me the bucket now!!
Vet
Don�t get me wrong I admire anyone that does this but sickly kitties and bunnies would upset me too much and my hand certainly should never go anywhere near a cow�s backside!!
Hmm��I�m sure there are loads of other things that I wouldn�t want to do but then again I don�t know what I do want to do either. I certainly never planned on the job I have now (but then again who does) and I�m not quite why I wanted to be a teacher for so long but never actually pursued it.
Perhaps I am also doomed to wander the planet bumping into things (and telling you what item of furniture I have just walked into!) and saying random things that don�t make sense (but for the record I don�t love David Essex!!)
So drop me a line..tell me what you would and wouldn�t want as a job. Maybe you�ll inspire me to do something different!!