I started the preparation for my Xmas party last night and fake tanned myself...I figured if I do a few coats before Friday I'll be a bronzed goddess...but now I have a slight orange tinge to my hands...arse!
Last night I had a fabulously exciting evening consisting of Tescoland (forgetting of course the one thing that I really went for), not being able to get fluffy white bread (as requested by Cossie) and having to buy crusty instead (is there a national bread shortage tbat I don't know about?!) and nearly falling over on the way back to the fishflat by skidding on a load of wet leaves!
I then spent a marvellous hour and a half doing my ironing before covering myself in browny coloured gloop and drifting off to the land of nod!
Today of course things have been so much better...not! I was tempted to have a punch up on the 'choob' because of 1) the stoopid suited man who decided that he couldn't possibly move himself or his briefcase to let me off the train but would rather let me squeeze through a 6 inch gap and then tut at me as I tried to get past him...yeah coz its all MY fault you're an ignorant arsewipe; and 2) the other ignorant arsewipe who clearly doesn't grasp the concept of moving out of the way when someone says 'excuse me please' so I gave him a left-shoulder barge and threw a rather sarcastic 'or not' over my shoulder as I got off! Tube rage!! Yay!
My stalker has been on again. Its only 20 past 10 (bearing in mind we start work at 8.30am) and I have had an e-mail and a phone call. It seems though that he might not be going to our Xmas party on Friday coz he can't really be bothered. Here's hoping!! It'll make my night less stressful..otherwise I could end up sneaking out of my do and gatecrashing Loopy's! If I get really desperate then I am going to run far away and stay with effel. (Is that ok with you??!)