Yes it seems that weird-ass dreams are rife in the fishflat at the moment�not only is Cos dreaming about clicking bugs, but I managed to worry Dime by talking in my sleep.
Now me talking shite is not an unusual occurrence so why he chose to take offence this weekend I don�t know but we (me and the wife) thought it was hysterical when I told her about it.
So imagine it the scene if you will�..Fairy wakes from her slumber to find D getting out of bed. At first she thinks she�s dreaming, but then she realises she isn�t. �Where is he going at 3.30 in the morning?� So she asks�
�Where are you going?�
D: Nowhere
Fairy: Where are you going?
D: For a cup of tea and a ciggie
F: Its 3.30 in the morning�
D: I know
D exits room�..Fairy lays in the dark�bemused�
So I followed and it seems that I was talking in my sleep�..you know the kind of stuff you do in your sleep�grinding and gnashing teeth�saying �I don�t know� a lot and being generally distressed. Pushing D away when he tries to wake me and see what�s wrong (I must just say that I don�t remember ANY of this). Oh and then comes the good bit�a sleeping Fairy says��
Big penis���.no fat����my hole!!
Yes that�s right folks�this little fish apparently talks about penis�s in her sleep!
Mind you, I did go on to dream about me flying a fighter plane and aiming missiles at Westminster so I don�t think I�m one of the most mentally stable people at the moment!!
Anyway, I blame it on the money making scheme that me, Cos and Becs came up with on Friday night (I�ll explain that one later!)�oh and Cosmic�I blame it on her�I think we have a psychic link as she wasn�t even at the fishflat on Saturday night but she dreamt about a fat man with a big penis offering her �20 to sleep with him�but I�ll let her explain that one!!