Do choc chip trackers and cappucino's count as part of a detox diet?
Well D-landers you will be glad to know that the Fairy is back on form today and has got over her shitty day on Friday.
I went home straight from work, got in just after 6pm and got straight in my PJ�s and settled down in front of the TV with Leek and Potato Soup and yummy bread and Feminax! By 7pm I was in bed watching the episode of Ally McBeal that I had recorded and Cosmic is right � you should never watch that when you are feeling hormonal. Before you knew it I was sobbing and mascara was everywhere! Not a pretty sight, thank god I was on my own!
I reluctantly crawled out of bed at about 12.30 on Saturday because Cos had the cheek to use the buzzer instead of her door-keys when she came home (tsk, naughty Cosmic getting Fairy out of her pit). We checked out the new internet place that has opened up the road and there was me quite happily checking my e-mails when I got to my junk mail and there was one looking for volunteers in a clinical study of overactive bladders. Of course my immediate reaction was �ha ha, must forward that to Ms-M� but because it�s junk mail it won�t let me (sorry ms, do you want me to volunteer you for it anyway???!!)
Saturday night we went to the local greyhound track with D and some of his mates and Cosmic and I got brave and placed a couple of bets but it wasn�t our lucky night. We put a bet on for Tom. He asked for $3 on the dog in green in the 3rd race. There were no dogs wearing green so instead we went for �Hunter Quest� (we thought you would like that Tom) and he came in......last!! So between Cos and I we lost a grand total of �9. Yes, a whole �9. Cos �2 of it, me the other �7. After that we decided it would be much better to spend all our dosh on alcohol instead and had more beer, vodka and southern comfort.
After the dogs had run their last race of the evening and Cos had put her bunny suit away we headed to McClusky�s for more drink and a dance.
D gave Cos a piggy-back on the way and they were racing a car that was leaving the car park. We�re not sure who won though � I think it was a photo finish!
Once in McClusky�s Cos and I treated everyone to our interpretation of Dirty Dancing (you know the one where Baby and Johnny dance on the log)�.not that we actually remembered and had to be reminded of it yesterday. Whoops!
I got up to find a dishevelled Mark (aka Winkle) collapsed on the sofa (one of D�s mates) He�d been trying his luck with Cos on Saturday night but had got precisely�nowhere! Still you had to admire him for his effort if nothing else. I did my good wifey bit and cooked bacon and egg sarnies and we all sat on our arses all day watching TV, doing the crossword, drinking about 4 gallons of tea and teaching Cos �Essex-speak� and cockney-rhyming slang! Oh and we rounded the day of by watching �Charlie & the Chocolate Factory� on video while Cos informed us that the film was quite recent and was made in the last 10 years. Erm�..try 1971 Al!
Oompah Loompah diddly dee......I�m off to make a cup of tea.... (well I'm not really because Cos and I are detoxing!) But I am going to Byeeeee for now!