So my appearance is causing mixed feelings in the office today. Some like the look, others don�t. On the whole though the response has been good (I assume �it does it for me� is good anyway!). Imagine the Fairy, if you will, in black trousers, black shirt and matching black tie with white stripes. So far there are 3 options as to what I look like:
A gangster
A pimp
Or a lesbian.
I have no issue with the last one but just can�t believe how small-minded some people here can be. Yes I�m wearing a shirt and tie so that MUST make me look like a lesbian because that�s how you tell right?! Stoopid arse, narrow minded bollocks.
Anyway, enough about that. I met the lovely Cosmic for shopping and drinkies and I am rather impressed that Cos turns more into a girl every month. Last night she bought some rather lovely brown croc knee-high boots and matching bag. Yes she knows about co-ordination people!! I bought my shirt and tie combo and a new black bag with white stitching to complete the two-tone look.
We then went to All Bar One on Regent Street for wine. Cosmic probably didn�t really need more alcohol since she had been drinking since 11.30 but hey, she was happy. And I mean happy!! I was the calm sensible one (ahem!). We were actually quite good and were home by about 10.30pm although I wasn�t completely sure how I was going to get a drunken Cos off the Central Line considering she passed out after about 2 minutes! Despite shaking her and tapping her and stuff she would not wake up so I resorted to my other method. Stick your finger in her ear and tickle. At first she responded with *hee hee hee* but then she realised it was irritating and looking at me bleary eyed, she grunted at me. I think it was her way of telling me she was awake!
Oh, and the other interesting thing from yesterday is that I got home to find I�d been caught speeding! Ha ha! 46mph in a 30 zone (whoops!). So it looks like a fine and points on my licence for me, but I did get a rather lovely picture of the back of my car and my nodding Sean the Sheep!!! My car is a definite jinx! It has to go....