Not only do they not know anything, nor speak any Spanish, but turn your back for 20 seconds and they steal your book.
Stop laughing Cos its not funny!
There was I, happily engrossed in 'English Passengers' and Andrew (the holiday rep) not only allowed us to book ourselves on an excursion that means we have to get up at 7am but he has walked off with my book. An accident? Possibly! It was getting damn good as well. Bastard!!
So apart from the thieving reps my snog tally is up to 5 now (not bad for 2 nights work!) but my standards seem to have totally disintergrated as well. They weren�t that high I know but what is the deal with snogging an 18 year old. Verging on paedophilia me thinks!! Still, I�m on holiday and it would be rude not to!! Besides I like the fact that they think I am lying about my age and am really younger than 24. Oh yes I am a sexy young looking bitch!!
Cos and I have had tattoos done too. It seemed like a good idea at the time but I did feel a bit of an idiot standing in front of Sinatra�s bar for 25 minutes with my midriff exposed while the henna dried. Never mind it all adds to the �sexybitch�look!!!
Anyway, I�m off to mail a certain someone and then to go in search for that godamn holiday rep!