31 May 2001
I think that this 'Prayer for the Stressed' up should be my mantra today.
'Grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 110% at work.....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
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