Monday morning it was all I hoped it would be-ee-e
Oh Monday morning, monday morning....
ahem! Sorry for the outburst of mama's & papa's there but it was in my head for some freakish reason!
So what was I rambling about last time....oh yeah...breaking things, clairvoyants and stalkers.
1. Breaking (and losing) things:
I have had a really successful couple of weeks! Apart from the whole boot and brolly fiasco on Wednesday since the end of April I have also successfully managed to drive my car into the back of someone (no comments about women drivers please) and cause over �300 of damage to my car (which I bought about 4 months ago!) as well as losing my no claims. I broke a fax machine at work last week too! Not bad for a fortnight!
Oh and I lost one earring from the pair that I wear all the time, got the hump and threw the other one away and then found the one that I thought was lost. Yeah nice one!
2. Clairvoyants
Cosmic and I went to see a clairvoyant a couple of months back. He was pretty good actually although his timing was a little off and I think he may have gotten confused about a few things!
He reckoned that I should stay in bed during April coz I was going to have a month of breaking things. Well it started on the 29th April with the car and unfortunately seems to be continuing! Perhaps the crap weather that we have had disorientated him a bit!
He also reckoned that I would probably be living with my-now-ex-boyfriend! Having said that though a couple of days before we saw him me and Mr W were looking at places in the estate agents! Since then though the other ex (Owl) has also said about us living together so I suppose he was right in some respects. Although I think it's highly doubtful that I will be engaged by the end of the year as he reckoned I would be!!
One piece of information I will be taking note of though is that I am apparently extremely fertile (yeah thanks for that) and I should cross my legs in December!
3. Stalkers
I have a new playmate!! It is a guy that I met through work! He is one of my customers- hmmmm dodgy- and was flirting with me on the phone last week and has been sending me mails and calling me and stuff and trying to talk me into meeting him. He is being very persistent and wanted to show me something naughty last week!! Oo-er missus!! Still undecided about whether or not I should meet him. My mum reckons that I should make him take me somewhere great for lunch but if he is hideous I then have to deal with him in a work sense still. Perhaps I should fob him off for a couple of weeks until his job is done and then I don't have to speak to him anymore. Hmmmm....
Anyway, I'm off to do some work now. Yawn! I have eaten my pasta salad and waffled about nothingness (nothing new there then!)
I want to be in bed really. I think I am recovering from the weekend still! What happened to the days where I could be out drinking till late 6 days a week and still get up for work after little or no sleep?! Sometimes I miss waking up and still being so pissed on Southern Comfort that I can't walk at 6 in the morning!